My Paean to Dia Zerva

This may be the first in a series of blogs about my favorite people in the adult industry (yes, it will be mostly women - you know me so well). I say "may" because the frequency that I seem to blog and the number of things I still have to say about myself might prevent me from writing another individual-based blog for a long time. If that is the case, I wanted to be sure that I did devote one entry to the first woman I ever followed in Twitter and who was one of my inspirations to start this blog: Dia Zerva.

For those of you who have read some of my earlier entries, you may remember that when I was very young I had a thing about women wrestlers - specifically women in very little clothing wrestling each other. This "fetish" (for lack of a better term) has stayed with me all my life. Growing up, the only real source I had was the Saturday morning wrestling programs. Unfortunately, this was during the time that women wrestlers looked more like cafeteria ladies than models. Things got a bit better as time went on (a shout out to Wendy Ricter and GLOW), but still had a long way to go.

The creation of the internet came to my rescue. Through Yahoo I found such sites as Joan Wise (where I first discovered face sitting) Steel Kittens,  Golden Girls and others. Not only were these ladies scantily clad, but occasionally a top and/or bottom would come off. While these were good, it wasn't quite what I wanted. It was obvious a lot of the women weren't really wrestlers, which I discovered actually mattered to me.

As time went on and the internet "matured" (and I didn't) I began finding sites that would show clips from pay sites to try to draw potential customers. While perusing these, I found Ultimate Surrender. The basic premise of the site is this: women in bikinis would wrestle each other. During the fight they would try to remove each other's clothing and molest their opponent while still working on submission holds. At the end of the match, the winner uses a strap-on (and sometimes a vibrator) on the loser.

Basically, it was MY kind of a site!

I watched many of the clips and was quite impressed with the ferocity of the wrestling and the sex at the end. This was definitely something worth looking into. I watched a few in their entirety and was equally impressed. One day, I saw a link to a match between Annie Cruz (whom I had seen before) and someone named Dia Zerva. Her name intrigued me; what does a Dia Zerva look like? So, I checked her out:

Height - Average (OK)
Hair - Blond (Good)
Boobs - Natural (Nice)
Body - Athletic (Very Nice)
Looks - Very Pretty (Oh Yes)
Overall Evaluation - Definitely Worth Watching

The start of the video was pretty much the same as all the other US films - smack talk and promises of sexual assault. Then the match started.

And Dia Zerva ate Annie Cruz alive.

It was no contest. Dia threw Annie around like a rag doll, stripped her naked, and had her way with her. She fingered Annie until she squirted, rubbed her pussy in Annie's face, and didn't lose a point to her. During the match Dia got sweaty - a definite plus for me. Dia was getting better and better in my eyes. During the final scene Dia fucked her silly with a strap-on. There was one or two moments that was a little extreme, such as when Dia made Annie lick the floor. At the very end she grabbed Annie by the hair and ran her into a wall - again a touch more than I expected but not too much.

And then Dia picked Annie up, threw her over her shoulder and carried her off.

Now I really need to make sure you fully appreciate that moment.

A NAKED SWEATY SEXY BLOND WOMAN WRESTLED ANOTHER NAKED SEXY WOMAN, FUCKED HER WITH A STRAP-ON AND CARRIED HER OTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!

Nudity, wrestling, lesbianism, strap-ons, sweat and OTS carrying! So many of my favorite things personified in a single woman! I had a brain orgasm! (All the pleasure, none of the stickiness)

There are things that occur in your life that become permanently etched in your mind. I can still see Neil Armstrong jumping off that last ladder rung onto the lunar surface. I can still see Larry Bird getting his own rebound and shooting a basket as he was going out of bounds behind the backboard. I can still see the crowd on the National Mall as President Obama was sworn in. And I can still see a naked Dia Zerva carrying a naked Annie Cruz over her shoulder. This image will never leave me. Dia Zerva is now a part of my core memories. I will be able to pull this image up on my death bed so I can die happy.

I have become quite a fan of Dia's since that day. I have seen her beat a number of other women and carry them off (sometimes to have sex in the bathroom). I have watched her lose - which I still cannot believe! (I want a recount!) I have watched her have sex with both men and women (mostly women). When she orgasms, she utters this unique cry/whine/tremolo combination. Years ago, Harley Davidson tried to copyright the sounds of their motorcycle. Dia should look into copyrighting her orgasm.

A consequence of following Dia has been a deeper introduction to the BDSM side of the adult industry. Dia has made a number of videos in this field. I have watched her in both the top and bottom roles. I have seen her tied, whipped, clamped, drowned, shocked, and buried. I cannot say I am entirely comfortable with some of the scenes she has done, but these have shown me how truly strong she is. The control of a BDSM scene belongs to the bottom - he/she can stop it at any time. Her endurance has impressed the hell out of me. I know I am nowhere near as strong as she is.

When I learned she had a Twitter account, I went to check it out (hey, I may be in my 50's but I'm "hep"). She protects her tweets, so the only way I could look at them was to sign up and ask her. This is the reason why I have a Twitter account (if you look at my account, you will see that she is the first person I ever followed). From reading her tweets I have learned that she is smart, sexy, warm, funny, loyal to her friends, a hard worker, and strangely addicted to taking pictures of a chickenpurse. I consider myself quite fortunate that, although she has over 3200 followers, she will reply to some of the tweets I send her.

Now I don't want you to think I'm some kind of crazed fan/stalker. I just appreciate Dia and enjoy her as a performer and as a person. It's not like I know where she lives (Las Vegas) or the strip club she works at occasionally (Talk of the Town) or some of her earlier careers (marine, musician, waitress in college, graphic designer, office manager, mortgage broker, organizer), or what she takes classes in (Pole dancing, Brazilian Jujitsu). I mean, if I was obsessed I would know what musical instrument she played (french horn), the names of some of her friends (Wenona, Ariel X, Tomiko, Sarah Blake, Paris Kennedy), her "Boo" (Wordman) or even her six cats (Sully, TC, Mozart, Dealer, Hunter and Mitzy). Heck, I would even know the name of her biggest fan in Japan (Takiko).

At least I don't think I am.

BTW - Dia Zerva can be found here. If you don't know her, go check her out (you can thank me later).